What Your Wine Glass Says About You

Whether you’re walking in the door from a long day at work, or curled up on the couch watching Netflix with your fur baby on the weekend – a glass of wine is always a good idea. Obviously your selection of wine is important, but what does your choice of glass say about your personality? We’ve assembled some of the most popular beverage glasses and what they say about you. Pop, clink, and enjoy!

1. The Stemmed Wine Glass – Reflective of your attitude about life in general, you enjoy the simplicity of a stemmed glass. It’s so basic and versatile, perfect for any occasion or bottle your guests bring over. While your mother has been nagging you about adding some flare to your wardrobe, you are content with the shades of blue, black, and brown garments that line your closet. Just to show her that you’re trying, maybe you’ll change up your lipstick routine for tomorrow – opting for something a little more Rosé, perhaps?
2. The Stemless Wine Glass – You’re logical, practical and thrive on things being just plain easy. After cleaning the whole house and vacuuming your shag carpet that your husband insisted you purchase for the living room (he really misses the ‘70s), you grab a glass from the cabinet and pour yourself a drink. Your logic behind buying a stemless wine glass was that it would be more stable sans-stem, so you wouldn’t have to worry about one of your kids bumping into the table and spilling wine onto the shag carpet your husband cherishes.
3. The Engraved Wine Glass – You’re either super easy going or your budget just isn’t big enough to care. Just to clarify, you didn‘t purposely buy these glasses. Your parents just recently celebrated their 30^th wedding anniversary and received a pair of wine glasses from your Aunt Lisa as a gift. They were so beautifully engraved with lyrics from Olivia Newton-John’s hit “I Honestly Love You,” that your kind parents thought that you would enjoy them and gave them to you as a house-warming present for your new apartment (how sweet). Needless to say, you won’t have anyone coming over for drinks until you can afford to get glassware that fulfills the requirements of both functional and tasteful.
4. The Champagne Flute – Your drink isn’t the only think that is sparkling. Everything from your wardrobe to your glass is a stunning silhouette of elegance and sophistication. Whether it be a corporate function or a black tie gala, you are always dressed to the nines and ready for a photo op. When you’re not attending an event, you can be found admiring a Monet in the museum or indulging in the art of the theatre. Regardless, with your glamorous lifestyle, every day is a day to celebrate, so pop open a bottle of bubbly and get ready for your toast!
5. The Repurposed Mason Jar – You are setting the status quo with your cool, trendy personality and it’s reflected in both your style and choice of wine glass. Sitting by the fireplace with a book in one hand, and your DIY-ed Mason jar wine glass in the other, you are enjoying your quiet night at home.
6. The Red Solo Cup – You don’t even pretend to care about the type of glass you’re drinking from or what’s inside of it. You’re most likely at a fraternity house party, either as a student in college or going through a midlife crisis. With your choice of beverage container, we recommend a glass of water and 2 ibuprofen when you get home – boxed wine doesn’t feel as good in the morning.
7. The Bottle – You’re simply the type to go all in. Maybe you had a long day at work, or maybe your dishwasher is broken and you don’t feel like doing the dishes. Either way, we understand that when life gives you obstacles, sometimes it’s necessary to remove all roadblocks that reduce efficiency. You’ve already changed into your pajamas and set out a class of water for yourself for the morning. You’ll most likely end up binge watching something on Netflix all night and eating a few bags of mint Milano cookies, but tomorrow you’ll bounce back better than ever!

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