How to be Lazy and Productive

Today, I don’t feel like doing anything. I just wanna stay in my bed.

Sound familiar? Bruno Mars got it right. I’m sure we all have our off days where we literally want to do absolutely nothing. But what about those errands? What about food? What about walking Fido?

Have no fear! I have compiled the ultimate LAZY LIST. I know this isn’t something I should be proud of, but I am. Who says you can’t be productive AND lazy?
Here are a few apps that will allow you to have a personal chef, chauffer, maid, etc. Livin’ the sweet life.

• Postmates: Hungry? Too lazy to grab your own Snickers? It’s cool, the guys at PostMates have your back. Just choose a restaurant or store you need things delivered from, choose your food/items and have it delivered within an hour. Pretty awesome.

• TaskRabbit: From waiting in line for the Apple Watch to maid service, you can hire a Tasker to come to your rescue. Simply describe your task, choose your Tasker, then keep on keepin’ on (aka be lazy).

• Uber: Personal chauffeurs can get pricey, so hire a driver that will get you from point A to point B for a bit less. It’s basically a taxi service, but a little wallet-friendlier. Plus, the drivers usually have the best drunk passenger stories.

• Washio: Out of clean undies? Time to Washio. This app will pick-up your dirty clothes and deliver it fresh and clean for you, any time, any day.

• Hire a Chef: Another food app, ‘cause well, food. This one is a personal chef one though, where you can choose from fresh cooked meals from a local chef. Depending on the area, you’ll have a variety of selections. Bon appetite.

And there you have it folks, my ultimate Lazy List. Keep calm and lazy on.